Actually, there was no commotion, I just liked the title.
Anyway, the other day I was putting lotion on Theo (his teachers tell me to do that because he responds well to sensory stimulation). He was naming the places for me to put the lotion - face, arms, legs, knee, foot, ankle ... ankle?! That one took me off guard; I didn't know he knew it! I continue to discover that Theo knows so much more than I even realize because of what he learns in school.
When he wanted me to put the lotion on his peepee (a verbal request!) I had to draw the line. Joe might have called Social Services.