The Young Master of the Double Entendre

The other day Theo was sitting naked on the couch, watching his orchestra video that teaches the names of instruments.

A picture of a trombone appeared on the screen. "Trombone," the voice taught.

Theo repeated, "bone!"

I turned around and he was holding his winkie, which happened to be erected.

I burst out laughing at his sweet, ignorant innocence (of course, Joe is convinced Theo knew what he was saying).